Freakshow

Come one, come all, and come right in! The Ringmaster is all too eager to tear your ticket and pull you into the most dangerously grotesque show on earth! YOU are the star as you venture through the Ringmaster’s myriad of crates and collectibles, freshly unloaded from the train. Feast on the vile concessions offered, but don’t look too close…just enjoy the deliciousness offered. Test your luck on the plethora of deranged games, where the line between winner and loser is nonexistent. Continue on, through the assortment of oddities, hand-picked and assembled by the Ringmaster, himself, from the most bizarre corners of the earth. Or, perhaps you will choose to have your (mis)fortune read, if you dare. If you are lucky enough, you might be chosen for a magic trick or two. Press forward, between the musty tents and into the backrooms, but be forewarned, the Bearded Lady accepts no callers in her changing room. Gawk at fantastical freaks of the most unnatural kind. Guffaw at the calamity of unhinged clowns! Awe at the amazing animals, all of which are entirely too eager to be close to you. Stop and stare, but do not linger for too long, for when the show is over…flee! Or you will find yourself in the center ring, the Ringmaster’s final act, the newest star of the Freak Show!