You've written five reviews. Way to help out the Morty community.

Journeyman Journalist

Welcome to the Netherlands! Sorry you feel so short. 

REA Netherlands Tour 2025

You've played 175 escape games. At this point you can open a directional lock without even complaining about it.

You escaped time and space and ascended to the metaphysical plane. Although with all that deep dish pizza weighing you down, you barely made it.

Thanks for logging one of the first million experiences on Morty! This community is the best.

Congrats on making it to the Reality Escape Convention 2024: La La Land Edition.

150 escape games played. Should I even congratulate you at this point? When was the last time you called your mother?

You made it to Boston for the Reality Escape Convention!! Watch out for duck boats. 

You're at 125 escape rooms played. You wield a blacklight with all the grace of a club kid with a glowstick.

Happy 100th Escape Room Gameiversary! Have an escake.

75 escape games played. Where has all the time gone? Do you remember when you used to listen to the GM's instructions?

You played 50 escape rooms. That's grounds for arrest in some places. Better keep this habit on the DL.