You've played 175 escape games. At this point you can open a directional lock without even complaining about it.

Lock Librarian

Please make sure someone is doing a 🤘 behind David in every single team photo. It's all we ask of you. Can you do us this solid? Thank you.

REA Bay Area Tour 2024

Congrats on making it to the Reality Escape Convention 2024: La La Land Edition.

150 escape games played. Should I even congratulate you at this point? When was the last time you called your mother?

You're been bewitched by the dulcet tones of David and Peih-Gee.

You're at 125 escape rooms played. You wield a blacklight with all the grace of a club kid with a glowstick.

Happy 100th Escape Room Gameiversary! Have an escake.

75 escape games played. Where has all the time gone? Do you remember when you used to listen to the GM's instructions?

You played 50 escape rooms. That's grounds for arrest in some places. Better keep this habit on the DL.

25 escape games played. Can you feel your powers growing?