Permanently Closed - Packed into a dingy, like the can of mindless sardines we both know you are, you and a few of you closest chums set out for a day of fishing on the mystical waters of Louisiana. As you push away, one of the dock hand asks “What did one fish say to the other?” Shut your mouth and you won’t get caught.” Well accept that horrendous punchline as his advice for this not-so-typical, yet completely “typical” day of fun-filled recreation and ‘catch’-y tunes.
You cast your line, kick back and take a deep breath in of that swampy-sulfuric stench. This is it! This is the time for relaxation. As the day winds down, you let the marsh take its course for an easy drift back to the dock. As you coast, a swampy haze consumes the boat as your eyes grow heavy and eventually clasp shut. When you wake, you are greeted by a devious swamp witch exclaiming her sorrow for you having crossed the barriers into her swampland. The chance of securing your fate lies somewhere between braving the enchanted waters and conquering the swamp witch to merit safe passage from Bloodshed Bayou..
So whether you’re only out here because you were dragged against your will, you’re an enthusiastic caster, or perhaps you’re just the one tasked to handle the gear- be sure to book a trip out to ‘catch’ yourself some of the eccentric views that these striking Louisiana wetlands have to offer! Just remain alert not to get ‘caught’, yourself..
