You and your friends have a major history test tomorrow and you haven’t studied at all. Desperate times call for historically questionable measures. So naturally, you head to Mount Vernon with a DIY necromancy guide you found on a sketchy online forum. The plan? Resurrect George Washington and get the ultimate firsthand account of the American Revolution. Who needs textbooks when you’ve got the actual founding father in your corner? But conjuring a centuries-old president is no simple task. The clock is ticking, the ritual looks unstable, and George could very well be cursed. Succeed, and you’ll ace the test and get to throw the most legendary Fourth of July barbecue with the General himself. Fail, and it’s summer school, again, with extra homework in colonial cursive. Can you escape academic doom and party with a patriot? The future of your GPA hangs in the balance.