Haunted Mansion

Such a fun, spooky attraction at the Disneyland Resort! Not necessarily “scary,” but this is a dark attraction with dim lighting, but lots to see and enjoy. This is always a classic to ride during the holidays (Halloween, Christmas time) because they will transform this attraction into The Nightmare Before Christmas theme!

Our first time doing HM with the NBC layover. LOVED it. Want to go back now!

Who doesn’t want to be haunted by Zero and Jack!!?!

What can I say? It’s the Haunted Mansion! It’s the most iconic haunted house ride of all time, and the California location is by far the best one. This attraction never feels dated and it’s arguably better during the holiday season with the Nightmare Before Christmas theme.

Welcome foolish mortals to the HAUNTED MANSION!

Classic, of course. Sometimes my penchant for chaos gets the best of me and I end up rolling with mattress actresses who have “cum slut” tattooed on the back of their legs at the precise eye level of small children just learning to read. I’ll get better.

This is technically a haunt but I’m also confused as to why this is up for review. It’s a ride at Disneyland and granted, it’s one of my favorites but it’s not scary at all.

Definitely a ride and not a escape room or haunt, wouldn’t count this as an experience

An absolute classic with so many puns to see while you wait in line (for probably hours) unless you have fast pass. But the ride itself is great! They change from season to season depending on what disney is hosting. Always a drop by when I'm in the park.

More funny than scary. A classic must do when at D-land.