Abstract Larceny

Mostly positive (18 ratings)

Brainstorm Escapes: The Conspiratory

Escape room
IRL

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Your squad of trainee security guards has let a gang of notorious art thieves abscond with your museum’s most valuable exhibits! You could report it to the curators, but you’d rather not get fired (again), and rent is due soon... Instead, you’ve made your way to gang’s lair. Recover the goods and make it back to the museum before anyone knows what happened!

4-8
60 mins
Not scary

Ratings

All ratings (18)

Mostly positive

Reviews

madwebb

15 escape rooms

Took some friends for thier first escape room experience, and unfortunately it was nothing to write home about. The puzzles weren't overly complex and there was a distinct lack of narrative. Puzzles were easy to brute force without finding all the associated clues.

Gameplay

Atmosphere

Customer service

Particularly interesting or different

Story

Difficulty

Easy

Game tech

Mechanical

Ideal number of players

Scary

Not scary

Minimum age

Was anything broken?

Live actors

Physically active

Not at all

Easy to find location

Yes

Parking

Easy

Oct 18, 2025

Panda

529 escape rooms

Thankfully, the puzzles at Abstract Larceny aren’t actually all that abstract! Everything made sense, though there were definitely a few things that were tricky to figure out. Room starts out dark, but there are ways to light up the room immediately. That said, some people might struggle because of the dimness of the room. Otherwise, it’s a pretty big space with a fun, sensical nonlinear structure. It has a surprising use for light tech that I enjoyed. I also liked the reverse-heist angle this room went for. Down with “very legitimate businesses!”