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Stalker Farms

Mixed (2 ratings)

  • Haunt
  • Haunted trail

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Ma & Pa Stalker and their menagerie of children run a seemingly normal farm life. They sow, they harvest, they prosper. But when you find yourself lost in their fields, you become the harvest. This country has prospered off of the toiling dedication of farming families for centuries. The blood, sweat and commitment of these folk have provided invaluable resources for us all. Stalker Farms is no different…well, maybe it is a little different. Everyone is more than welcome to come purchase the fruits of Ma and Pa Stalker’s hard work- apples, canned jams, pickled eggs, and the corn, hand-picked from the corn field by Ma & Pa Stalkers menagerie of unseen children. But their best-seller is of course, the Stalker Family Stew. But that is where the normalcy ends… These Stalker “children” never leave the farm, instead staying hidden from the public eye. Born human, they have always identified less with their human roots and more with the animals on the farm. In fact, they adopt animalistic identities and wear animal hides for “faces”. Their mannerisms even copied from their animal friends. The children of Ma and Pa infest the grounds and fields like maggots writhing on a discarded runt. Wanderers, trespassers, and rival farm clans have occasionally intruded onto Ma and Pa’s land, to their unfortunate demise. The children of Ma and Pa always find them, and put them to good…use. Human blood is used for irrigation, body parts are sowed into the rich soil, and you don’t even want to know what they make their manure out of. Here, deer hunt the poachers, sheep will shear your flesh off your bones, pigs will butcher you alive and Stalker Prime will stampede you into the dust. As printed on their labels, the Stalker family motto has always been: “The customer is always fresh, ’sow’ the yield is always right.” You are next in line, it’s always harvest season at Stalker Farms.

  • 2-6
  • 60 mins
  • Scary

Ratings

All ratings (<3)

Mixed

Atmosphere
Mostly positive
Customer service
Mostly positive
Parking
Mostly positive

Reviews

@BTRoku
BTRoku

8 haunts

This was probably my least favorite attraction at Hanna. It's mostly just a stroll through an empty cornfield in the dark with long stretches between actors and animatronics, though there were a couple of fun sequences. The first half was a single path taking you from scene to scene. The 2nd half was more of a simple maze with a few more scare actors in random locations. It was <10 min to walk through. We had no wait with fast pass around 8pm on a Sat. Regular line had around 20 people. While we were leaving, around 9:30pm, the line was significantly longer, maybe 50-100 people in the regular line and fast pass had 20 people.

Scary

Scary

Atmosphere
VIP

Yes

Fast pass is worth it

Category

No

It is a haunted trail, not a house

Originality

No

Physically active

Not at all

Customer service
Wait time

No wait

No wait with fast pass

Duration

< 15 min

Physicality

None

Parking
Oct 12, 2025

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