“The Archive” is double edged sword, that features some really quite great set design, but is marred with atrociously designed, out of date, unengaging puzzles that are needlessly complicated and verbose for the sake of wasting time, with pacing so poor that it almost bored us to tears at certain points. This one is really teetering dangerously close (literally by a hair) to being a thumbs down. There’s just a lot of really cool stuff visually to see that keep it from being a total wash. But that thumbs up is not a recommendation by any stretch.
Let’s get the good out of the way first. The set design is truly great. There’s a lot of attention to detail, a surprisingly massive footprint with a great deal to see and absorb, and an awesome sense of place and progression from room to room. They are such inventive, cleverly designed spaces. Which is a shame because, while “The Archive” has all the right visual elements that make it an all time great escape room, it just doesn’t have the right puzzles to match. Every new puzzle didn’t invoke a sense of excitement or discovery when starting it. After a certain point, it just felt like another ordeal that was more like work and less like fun.
Look, we get that these are designed with enthusiasts in mind who want a challenge. That’s why we’re here. But it’s not a challenge to force people to sit, dissect and analyze your poorly concocted lore for the sake of solving a simple lock combination, only to have to do the same thing all over again, four layers more involved and irritating this time around, MULTIPLE TIMES. Dare 2 Escape’s consistent biggest weakness seems to be there is TOO MUCH READING and ridiculous amounts of exposition for what amounts to completing a mostly unrewarding puzzle.
And there are too many distracting red herrings in each college thesis that just keeps piling up, only to leave a really bad taste in your mouth, making you question what exactly you should even care about. We want a challenge. We don’t want to feel like we’re being taken for a ride and have our time artificially wasted. “The Archive” rides a fine line to being the latter. The entire puzzle structure and flow of this experience is in desperate need of an overhaul. In its current state it’s unacceptable. The only reason this is a 90 minute experience is because you are going to spend most of your time reading. It’s that poorly paced. These rooms may be tailored for enthusiasts, but even hardcore players might find themselves disappointed in its disjointedness. This is a missed opportunity that should have knocked it out of the park.
Super messy, disjointed and not a whole lot of fun
The best part about the experience
Too difficult for younger players.
Someone will have to do a lot of sustained crawling. There are also ladders and stairs.
Accessibility
Progression that requires crawling, ladders, stairs, and tremendous amounts of reading.